Now that two weeks of performances by the nation’s loudest racists have begun to bore the idle class, our leftist friends can fall back on their favorite old reliable since the early ‘90s, global warming.
Speaking of the ‘90s
Imagine patronizing your favorite nightclub seven nights a week for 20 years, hearing the same comedian reciting the identical 15 jokes in unchanging order.
Now you know how normal people feel every other month when they hear the same tired leftists – those with empty lives — try to convince the 97 percent of us who are skeptics that the nutty global warming scam is real, man. Yeah, the world is going to vanish any day in a cloud of unbreathable heat.
Still difficult to believe anyone who has been to school swallows such bilge. But when you have a dull life, you have to find a way to forestall boredom.
We are in screwball season again.
The No. 2 story on the cover of The NewYork Times yesterday told us what an overwhelmed President Obama does when he is getting plastered daily by the left and the right for his embarrassing inability to make even routine decisions, like whether to choose peanut butter or jelly.
The Times reported:
“Washington – The Obama administration is working to forge a sweeping international climate change agreement to compel nations to cut their planet-warming fossil fuel emissions, but without ratification from Congress.”
It takes a strong stomach to attach your name to this modern-day Three Little Bears tale.
Why is the President in global climate warming change mode now when all but three percent of the known world is blowing up? Distraction, baby. Mr. Obama is in trouble politically up to his glazed-over eyes. Hardly any mid-term elections candidate wants the President to visit his state. Second, the United Nations, the left’s version of God, just issued another We’ll Scare the Rubes with This One, Buford report that says “the world may already be nearing a temperature at which the loss of the vast ice sheet covering Greenland would become inevitable.”
This is the 20th straight year the Frankensteins of the left have tried to palm this lie off on the normal world. They never learn.
Three weeks from Saturday, one of the dimmest dimensions of the environmental left is sponsoring a march in New York for or against climate change. (They will decide later.) One hundred thousand of the most insane Americans are expected. At least half will be on leashes, bearing crayon-drawn legends such as “We are marching to cure global warming.”
This is the same fruitcake crowd that laughs at a bucolic preacher who warns that the end is coming a week from tomorrow.
Ah do, do believe. Lawdy, Lawdy, my golly, how ah do believe.
