The main history lesson of this afternoon’s onesided showdown between the angry, man-hating left-wing girls of Planned Abortionhood and the more sedate ladies of the Susan G. Komen Foundation:
Never cross the far left, especially scorned unmarried man-haters.
They will make you will bleed, suffer and humiliatingly repent in public as the supposedly disgraced Koman leaders, from their battered knees, are doing this afternoon.
Since the exact moment three days ago that Komen placidly revealed it was withdrawing funding from the extremist group, the world press started screaming maniacally, pulling on its jackboots and billyclubbing anyone foolish enough not to bow to Planned Abortionhood’s huffy, self-righteous heat and indignation.
“We are victims,” they cried in unison.
Begging forgiveness from abortion mills everywhere, especially sprawling, brawling Planned Abortionhood, the ladies of the formerly unscarred, formerly honorable Komen Foundation surrendered their final drop of dignity to abortionists.
They gave in.
They renounced their extravagant public relations error.
After acknowledging on Tuesday they were withdrawing their $683,000 in annual funding to one-quarter of Planned Abortionhood’s 79 outlets because of a change in contribution policy, Komen found itself lying on the ground in pulp condition this afternoon. Barely breathing, one Komen official gasped, “We admit we were so gosh darned wrong. The lovely girls at Planned have illumined a righteous path for us galling sinners.”
Effective immediately, Komen will resume pouring upward of three-quarters of a million dollars each year to America’s largest abortion mill.
The humbled Komen Foundation, low-key most of its life, singlehandedly created breast-cancer awareness and made it synonymous with wearing the color pink.
The burly girls at Planned said that did not matter. They wanted their money and now.
This is a day that will live in Komen infamy. Normal people were overwhelmed by left-wing extremists and their thousands of stool pigeons throughout the liberal media.
Talk about battered women – except it doesn’t count when bordellos empty out and far-left girls, nearly all unmarried, are holding the machine guns and dropping the hammers.
I see.
The ladies of Komen swallowed hard and bowed to the hysterical superiority of the far-left media – from The New York Times to the Los Angeles Titanic, and every left-wing burg in between.
Limping as if they were just returning from a war against Muslim extremists or the radical American left, the battered women of Komen, normally not particularly political, are not expected to be heard from for years.
Who could blame them for being cowed?
Over there in the shadows, Planned Abortionhood’s ready-to-march terrorist army – lesbians, temporary mothers and duped housewives – stood by armed and loaded in case the media failed to crush Komen in body and spirit.
Planned Abortionhood is so frighteningly strong that the temporary mothers who are their showcase customers could bring down the world’s current No. 1 tyrant, Assad of Syria, by themselves – right after they leave Planned’s abortion tables.
Poor Mitt
We leave this afternoon with but one fervent prayer on our scorched lips:
Pity what awaits Mitt Romney this summer and autumn.
He is sure to pay bitterly for disagreeing with President Inept. Swishy’s armed billion-dollar fulltime campaign, his millions of paid race-driven minions, and his robotic apostles in the media will see to that.
If the fang-baring man-haters at Planned Abortionhood can stir this much nationwide bully bile among low-lifes within mere hours, we quiver to consider what Mr. Romney will need do to survive his campaign.
