If you can’t beat them, distract them, says Debbie Wasserman Schultz, a Democrat Congresswoman from Florida whose mouth has been used to measure the width of Rhode Island and Massachusetts when they stand beside each other.
Anyone married to her would pray to be struck deaf.
She is very pretty, which is why she often is mistaken for a Republican.
Her tongue reminds you of a little red wagon.
With disturbing regularity, she talks like the bleary-eyed, broken-nosed washerwoman who is the last surviving hag, hanging on by one wet arm in a cheap coastline beer bar at closing time.
Like a loyal liberal, Debbie the Doll is angry from morning until her family’s closing time. Taking her cue from her boss, Swishy, she loves to play bullyboy.
Playing her role to the top of the amber bottle, DTD went into her bullyboy act on Tuesday in Congress. As Swishy’s chosen intimidator, she took off after a rookie Florida congressman, saying:
“The gentleman from Florida, who represents thousands of Medicare beneficiaries, as do I, is supportive of this plan that would increase costs for Medicare beneficiaries, unbelievable from a member from south Florida.”
Not the sharpest Dem fem, just the prettiest, DTD dipped into her Poor Widdle Girl act when calculatedly insulted U.S. Allen West swung back.
The subject line of his email was “Unprofessional and Inappropriate Sophomoric Behavior from Wasserman Schultz.”
The body of Mr. West’s reply:
“Look, Debbie, if you have something to say to me, stop being a coward and say it to my face, otherwise, shut the heck up. Focus on your own congressional district!”
Debbie the Doll shrank herself down to size the next day, burned her intimidation mask, and brought four
hatchet-faced Dem broads to a ballyhooed press conference, Gwitty Gwen Moore of Los Angeles, arch-lib Jackie (My Mouth Is Fat, Too) Speier from the Bay Area, Carolyn Maloney of New York and Donna Edwards of Baltimore.
Rep. West’s message was “incredibly disrespectful,” wailed Uncute Carolyn. “Nothing more than personal attacks.”
Touchingly, Mr. West added in his hefty email to Debbie the Dull Doll: “You are not a lady and shall not be afforded due respect from me.”
He said he would remind House leaders about her “heinous characterless behavior.”
Just Plain Gwen stood in the background, mouthing “Grrr,” before imaginatively adding, “There’s always someone who will rebuke (a woman) for not being a lady.”
And then she returned to the sink to wash the rest of the dirty dishes.
