The dominant lesson from this afternoon’s surprising announcement that Fox is phasing out the popular “Glenn Beck Show” is:
Silly us. We failed to remember that when our coarse liberal friends disapprove, they must be obeyed or else. We are their handmaidens. When the boys haul out their brass knuckles, even slow thinkers should know what is coming. We should drop our chins, cheerily call out “Right-o, Jeeves!” and swiftly back out of the room as mercurially as our discount shoes will carry us.
Crudity is not just a cover for the left. It is a roadmap of how they dress, they talk and they think.
When they withdraw the brass knuckles from their dirty britches, you had better “git” as they like to say between curse words.
When they say you have got to go, spare yourself the embarrassment and resign with as little fluff and as much dignity as you can summon within 30 seconds.
Or weren’t you watching the televised mayhem from Madison throughout February? When those quickly educated boys develop an upset stomach over a television show or a political candidate, and they shout that “we have had enough of your common sense solutions,” throw down your firearms and scamper.
The Fox News Channel had the top 11 rated cable programs, as usual, and something like 13 of the first 15 for the first quarter of the year.
This burns the boys on the left who think with their fists.
Doubt me? See yesterday’s state Supreme Court election in Wisconsin. Do the blackened reputations of Sarah Palin or Michele Bachmann resonate with you?
The story out of New York was that 400 of Mr. Beck’s advertisers ran away from him. Four hundred? That’s more than all the boys on the left have, cumulatively.
How did they decide to suddenly, coincidentally, decide to freeze out Mr. Beck?
When you control the media, you can do any darned thing your crude heart desires — starting with Bozo Obama, the used shoe salesman, in the White House. Or Gov. Bald Retread.
No matter how many times they widen our freeways, the pavement is blacked out by bodies of conservatives and other decent citizens who have been submarined by the left’s brass knuckles. Them boys are mean dudes.
Pardon me. My liberal master is beckoning. Oh,oh.
