Remember maps to stars’ homes that pesky streetside vendors used to hawk years ago? As outmoded as traveling cross-country on horseback. Meet the latest type of star. Probably not as an intentional public service, the entertaining — in contradistinction to “the entertainer” — Lindsay Lohan hung out yesterday at her new fave hangout, a courthouse. Photographer Susan M. Ottalini was there to capture the vision in abbreviated white in a few poses. Ms. Lohan, with the apt first syllable in her surname, has converted stargazing into a simplistic, puerile pastime for too-tired-to-think tourists from the Middle West and elsewhere. Merely visit the nearest courthouse. Gawking permitted and encouraged. A bright young star, sexily attired, is a cinch to show up for a judicial spanking within 48 hours. The trendiest problem child of the month, Ms. Lohan sashayed up to the glassy, classy Airport Courthouse to face felony grand theft charges for allegedly filching a $2,500 necklace from a Venice jewelry store. She pleaded guilty to her latest nose-thumb at the law. If convicted, she could do serious time.
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Ms. Ottalini may be contacted at susan.ottalini@yahoo.com
