“Now you see why I am in charge of this marriage” – Mad Michelle, to a reporter after her husband’s ludicrous Tuesday night I Surrender, Dear speech
What President Obama ordered us to gulp and swallow this week sounds like a rejected script left over from an old Red Skelton show.
Since the middle of the last century, Russia has been the overseer, the chief authority for Syria and its string of wicked leaders. The bad boys sleep together. Russia is Syria’s chief supplier of military materials.
The pompous Johnny Kerry and the staggeringly ignorant Mr. Obama told us this week that Russia would force the not-so-dumb Assad to turn in the chemical weapons Russia provided for him.
Mr. Kerry said that should take a week. “I need a month,” Bashy fired back.
Except for an obscenely stupid and conniving fool such as our President, who on the planet would believe that spectacularly untrustworthy Russia is remotely sincere collecting Syria’s chemical weapons.
Oh, yes. Bashy promised to sign a document that says “I never again will use those darned chemical weapons” 100 times on a blackboard in the nearest bombed-out school as he steps among dozens of youthful corpses.
Before the President can place us in even greater danger, he should fall face first into a runaway lawnmower.
