The post-Paris Elmer Fudd-like behavior of President Bizarro Obama provides updated irrefutable proof that he is the dumbest clod ever to screw up the White House.
America’s No. 1 narcissist leaves bumbling Jimmah Carter, the previous worst, gasping for air.
Perhaps President Fudd’s freshest nonsensical assertions, that
- Global climate warming change causes terrorism, and
- The meaningless current climate talks in Paris among 147 wimpy leaders suffering, coincidentally, from water-on-the-knee, are “a powerful rebuke to the terrorists,” can be traced to his newly revealed single status.
If you or I spat out either one of those insane claims while strolling the sidewalk, one of Chief Bixby’s boys would throw a net over us before we could blame them for white-on-white Obama racism.
Silliness long has been the rhetorical gold standard for President Bizarro, especially now that he has — shh – returned to bachelorhood. He and Mad Michelle, erstwhile supervisor of the marriage, scarcely have slept together, for show, since the California drought began. Check your calendar.
Because of his consistently angry, Bizarro behavior, the Obama marital bed has been ripped in half. The afternoon that the rippee converted one marital bed into two, she yanked the mask off this stormy phony coupling for keeps. The surface marriage was supposed to be artificially stitched together until they left the White House.
Cautionary note: Don’t admit you have heard about the split. Mr. Obama and his legendary vindictiveness may rain down the gods of climate turbulence on you and yours.
