[Editor’s Note: We are proud to report that Mr. Ebsen, our intrepid, longest-serving essayist, valiantly soldiers on through all manner of weather, especially when he is under it.]
Stomach flu – Day Two.
How can I write an essay when I feel so blah?
I guess I can try to count my blessings.
I don’t have stomach cramps.
I can muster a smile today.
Yesterday I could not.
I discovered that when I sleep on my side, I don’t hear the terribly loud noises coming from my colon, and I can get a little more sleep.
I ate s applesauce this morning with a bit more excitement than yesterday.
I believe I am running to the bathroom slightly less than I did yesterday.
Last but not least, I am writing this essay.
Let’s meet again in healthier times.
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