Several afternoons after the scholarly Speaker of the House of Representatives, Fancy Antsy Nancy Clancy Pelosi called for a national investigation of the dark, conspiratorial forces deviously funding opponents of the Ground Zero mosque, it seems to me too many people have shifted their gaze away from the Barking Imam, Rauf Rauf.
All together now, when the slippery, jumble-tongued Muslim behind the G.Z. mosque known as the Barking Imam plays golf, where do most of his shots land? In the Rauf, of course.
Clauda Rosett, one of the five most astute journalists in America, reports today on Rauf Rauf’s weeks’ long tour of the Middle East to scare up some of the hundred million he says he needs to build a monumental mosque to mass murder at one of America’s most sacred sites.
I have two concerns about this shifty-eyed scammer:
The overwhelming financial assistance he is receiving from the Obama administration in Washington and the flip-flopping claims he has made in public about the source of monies.
At separate times, the Barking Imam has given conflicting reasons to national newspapers for building the mosque two blocks from Ground Zero. He has given at least three different versions about paying for the mosque, differences among them being the size of Texas.
We don’t know who he is seeing in the Middle East — probably Arab versions of cigar store Indians. The equally mysterious, Arab-friendly U.S. State Dept. is underwriting this double-talking con man at the rate of $16,000 to take his Massacre Warmup Tour, or whatever he calls it?
Here is 16 Big Ones.
I think I will announce plans to build a mosque in Gettysburg at a battleground site. If State gives me any funding support, my luck it probably will be in Confederate cash.
Anyway, while State shields the Barking Imam’s precise itinerary from public view — possibly in anticipation of the next Westminster show — Rauf Rauf is living sweetly.
Now in Bahrain, you and I are paying this future mummy a $396 per diem.
When the Terrorist in Training Tour hits Qatar, Rauf Rauf will receive a daily stipend of $341.
In the United Arab Emirates, Rauf Rauf wins the lunatic lottery, a hefty $496 a day.
And did you know Rauf Rauf’s wife took her stage name — in Arabic it’s called a mosque name — from the L’il Abner comic strip. She took the name Daisy because she and the original Daisy May have the identical IQ. Another Muslim coincidence.
