If Sherlock Holmes had enjoyed the extraordinarily unorthodox, curiously timed, richly publicized good fortune that clings to Sherlock Obama like a bi-polar bill collector, a disbelieving Dr. Watson would have killed himself before Sherlock H. had solved his first crime.
Every time Sherlock O. needs a desperate dose of unlikely luck, a talking rabbit leaps out of a hat and says, “Here I am, Boss.”
I mean, how many people do you know who can bray, as Sherlock O. does, that his first real job after college was as President of the United States?
All last week, Sherlock O. finally was lathered by normal voters for having lied for 34 straight days about what actually happened in Benghazi on Sept. 11.
You Don’t Say?
The lies that Swishy told, and ordered his paid minions and his media sycophants to repeat were so tall that only a mentally handicapped 5-year-old and liberals could swallow the details without vomiting.
For 16 months prior to Sept. 11, Swishy had been sashaying forth and back across the country, brassily boasting that he, the lightweight political champion of the world, had taken down Osama bin Laden, killed off Al Qaeda. Islamic terror was deader than Georgie Custer.
Never mind that Sherlock O. had to be talked into greenlighting the Navy Seals team a year ago last May. The lazy egomaniac always is available for taking a bow.
Since he had forbidden “my team” publicly uttering the phrase “Islamic terror,” he was reduced to telling the robots in his campaign audiences that “man-made disasters” had ended, at least for the duration of his term in office.
Look, Mama: Terror All Gone
No more terror, boys and girls. President Obama was the messiah who accomplished it, singlehandedly, he brags, when he is safely out of range from Mad Michelle.
So let us review: If the god known as Obama has ended terror, liberals know that there cannot possibly be any more Muslim terrorist acts against our country.
A Messy Detail
Being sharpminded, lugubrious Sherlock O. overlooked only one detail in his double-armed backpatting over taking down bin Laden: By the time the Seals blew away OBL, he was as irrelevant to Al Qaeda as dragging the corpse of Custer out of its grave and shooting 20 bullets through his left knee. It meant nothing. In his little-boy mind and supercilious ego, Sherlock O. skipped that critical point.
On Sept. 11, when Al Qaeda terrorists slaughtered Chris Stevens, our ambassador to Libya, and three other brave but government-abandoned Americans at the Benghazi embassy, Sherlock O. had to think up a fast fib as a cover story, hence the fabrication that a previously unknown 13-minute video by a smalltime Muslim operator, ignited the mass attack in Benghazi. He only needed to convince his stooges at The New York Times, Los Angeles Titanic and Washington Post – everyone else would dutifully fall in line behind them.
At last Tuesday night’s Presidential debate, the surging Mitt Romney caught Sherlock O. in the biggest lie of his career. Or he did until husky Candy Crowley threw Sherlock O. a temporary crutch in mid-debate by swearing that Sherlock O.’s lie about calling the four murders “terror” the next day was true. Never mind that she had to retract her own lie hours later when confronted with the real transcript from Sept. 12 in the Rose Garden.
For the rest of last week, President Devious was in a self-created pickle. He was sinking in the polls. A way had to be found to stanch the bleeding. So his obedient handmaidens in the Media Mafia suddenly reversed themselves and ruled that polls showing a Romney rally to the top were phony. Voters, however, finally were realizing Sherlock O. has been lying since Sept. 11. Each succeeding day and poll brought more depressing news for Sherlock O.
He was desperate.
Happily, he had one rabbit left in his hat.
For last Saturday morning’s edition, Sherlock O.’s paid minions fed the Los Angeles Titanic a whopper that may win a Nobel, a Pulitzer and three free games of Bingo at the nearest church:
The screaming page 1 Titanic headline was a kneeslapper:
“U.S. can’t link Libya attack to Al Qaeda.”
Right ho, Jeeves!
Of course they can’t.
That would blow Sherlock’s cover from his pack of lies the last six weeks that it was a video that stirred the pot, that it had nothing to do with the symbolism of Sept. 11.
Therefore, the President, our Dear Leader, was right. Al Qaeda is near death. Islamic terror belongs in the Post Office’s dead letter file.
Then who was behind the Benghazi massacre of four vulnerable Americans 42 days ago?
From impressive sounding sources, we have learned that a pack of six drug-dealing grandmothers, who converted from Islam to Lutheranism on the Fourth of July, actually triggered the terror attack.
Wait til Swishy tries to sell this load of stale dandelions to his gullible base.
Did you know that 89 percent of sin-free American Muslims voted for Sherlock O. in 2008? Next month it is estimated that 103 percent of grateful Yank Muslims, having been permanently absolved of all their sins by their favorite messiah, will give him their vote.
