Open letter No. 1 to Republican Presidential candidate Willard Romney.
Dear Willard:
“Mitt,” my foot.
Gov. Romney, unless your birth certificate is the fake one, your Christian name is Willard.
Are you ashamed of the first name given you by your father and mother?
Why do you try to hide your true first name?
Is it because your real name possesses an unfortunate association with rats?
Visit the hollywoodhighlands.org home page right now. Take a good look at the photo gallery there to check out the newly created movie posters featuring “Willard” Romney plus lots and lots of rats taken directly from “Willard,” the original movie, and the remake.
Mr. Romney, every time Republicans ridicule President Obama because of his middle name, Hussein, Democrats promise to make fun of your first name, Willard. Turnabout is fair.
Remember Willard Scott, the “Today” show weatherman? He is proud of the first name you two share.
Willard S. now lives in Ft. Myers, Fl.
He would like you, Mr. Romney, to use your mutual first name much, much more often during the campaign.
Please contact Weatherman Scott to discuss your “Willard” problem with him.
Thank you.
Mr. Walsh may be contacted at hollywoodhighlands.org
