Now that Red Skelton, Johnny Carson and Bubbles Hargrave are dead, we normal people get to be entertained this morning by those pathetic clowns from Sacramento, the Buffoon Legislative Caucus.
Occasionally they go by their married name, the Black Legislative Caucus.
Get out your most ridiculous Halloween outfits, boys. Da circus is back.
Try to keep a straight face as you welcome the leader of the We Really, Really Are Victims, Honest Injun Caucus, the sometimes-honorable state Sen. Curren D. Price Jr. (D-Culver City).
Once again, quite unintentionally, Sen. Price is brilliantly helping me make the case for a part-time state Legislature, meeting for a maximum of two months a year.
These are single-syllable symbols of government waste.
Sen. Price and a whole covey of bottom-feeding, laughably underworked societal leeches will try to stir up the ignorant masses later this morning at a We Are Victims, Doncha Know press conference in lovely Sacramento.
Why? you may wonder. Thepress release says:
Assemblymembers and Senators from the five caucuses of the California Legislature will hold a press conference at the State Capitol to raise awareness and focus attention on the disproportionate impact of the Gov. Brown budget cuts on communities of color.
Bigots, unite.
The liars already are here.
Is this rich? These lazy, undisciplined buffoons confiscate our tax monies, spend without accountability like schoolboys who have stolen a cache of alcohol, and when the booze ran out, they sat in the gutter and wept store-bought tears that their pet programs would have to live the way we normal people do.
The legislators bank on their audiences being as ignorant as they are.
So, guys, you stab yourselves in the heart with your prejudiced budget knife and then you expect us to hand over more of our earnings?
Are you incapable of embarrassment?
Are there no prisons?
I don’t get it? Who is supposed to be affected by your heavily biased budget cuts? Dead Norwegian farmers in Minnesota?
Crying towels will be discounted this morning to a dozen for a dime, a cost not to be confused with the value of each of the legislators.
Without a sense of shame, they will flaunt themselves, as is their daily wont.
The whole Lawdy, Lawdy, What Victims We Are crowd will step away – unmissed – from their jobs long enough to shed phony tears about the type of phony issue they specialize in.
This reunion of the lightest weight thinkers this side of illegal aliens will include:
Latino Legislative Caucus.
Asian Pacific Islander Legislative Caucus.
Women’s Legislative Caucus.
Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Legislative Caucus.
From this lineup you may deduce that thinking is not their main pastime.
Anybody else out there in Newspaperland want to crowd under the We Are Rilly, Rilly Victims tent?
The only equivalent group missing is the Marching and Chowder Society for Homeless Dogs with Two Heads, Three Legs and One Eye.
The only Californians who won’t be there at 11:45 will be normal people, those of us who work for a living, pay our bills, and don’t believe that our wealth should be redistributed to the willfully “poor” and dishonest left-wing community.
