This Is Easy. Cover Trump as You Covered Obama

Ari L. NoonanBreaking News, OP-EDLeave a Comment

Mr. Wolff. Photo: USA Today

The skin color of liberals is irrelevant. It is the fabric of their slender skin, as delicate as toilet paper. There is a correlation. When President Trump called out the dishonest liberal media on Opening Weekend, the guilty bullyboys rose up on their hind legs, howled, and then collapsed. Toilet paper often does. No change. The liberal media was equally … Read More

State Chooses a Soft New Enemy to Stump Trump

Ari L. NoonanBreaking News, OP-ED1 Comment

Mr. Becerra

In a state where more illegal aliens vote than in any other, a new sheriff has been chosen. Hmmm. By reputation, the sheriff is a sweetheart who could get mowed down, unnoticed, in the next gunfight at the O.K. Corral. After flunking its Saturday Night Live tryouts, our powder-puff state Senate voted 26-9 to confirm a new attorney general. Xavier … Read More

Left-Wing Racists Target Rabbi Hier

The Times of IsraelBreaking News, OP-EDLeave a Comment

An anti-Semitic caricature posted on Twitter is pasted over the face of Rabbi Hier as he is seen delivering a blessing at the inauguration.(YouTube screen capture)

Rabbi Marvin Hier, one of the religious leaders who offered a prayer at Donald Trump’s presidential inauguration on Friday, was met with a wave of anti-Semitic comments on social media. In his 2-minute blessing, Rabbi Hier prayed: “Eternal God, bless President Donald J. Trump and America, our great nation…[and] all of our allies around the world who share our beliefs,” … Read More

Nicole Kidman Could Be Severely Punished

Ari L. NoonanBreaking News, OP-EDLeave a Comment

Ms. Kidman Photo: http://heightline.com/

Since the hatists on the Democratic left have determined America should not accept President Trump, they have restored bigotry to an honorable position for the first time since they birthed the Ku Klux Klan 150 years ago. Tomorrow morning we will learn if the actress Nicola Kidman is the next star to be punished for failing to curtsy to the … Read More

Our Electoral Roadblock

Thomas D. EliasOP-EDLeave a Comment

Thomas D. Elias
Mr. Elias

California is in the forefront of almost everything. From new tax formulas to new movies, TV shows and electronic devices, from pioneering farm irrigation techniques to innovative hairstyles and much more, trends start here and work their way across the country. Almost no one believes California has been even minimally influential in national politics for many years, despite its place … Read More

Why Isn’t Everyone Interested in 3-D World?

Robert EbsenBreaking News, OP-EDLeave a Comment

After weeks of experimentation, this morning I finally have really great quality 3-D movies on my iPhone-in-VR-headset. In a nutshell, here is what I did: Using DVDFab, I ripped a 3-D Bluray DVD to a side-by-side file of that Bluray movie. I opened my Mac’s VLC media player and dragged the incorporated side-by-side m2ts file to the desktop. Using Wondershare … Read More

No, No in Her Words, but Yes, Yes She Is Going

Ari L. NoonanBreaking News, OP-EDLeave a Comment

Ms. Barragan

On this joyous day of inauguration, it is clear to the normative half of America why voters chose the exciting, imaginative Mr. Trump over the drab old lady: The screeching lack of maturity among Democrats makes them unfit to rule. Brattish protestors have been playing in the streets after dark, randomly attacking people, calling the winners dirty names, mounting nasty … Read More

L.A. Times Insults Readers Again

Ari L. NoonanBreaking News, OP-ED2 Comments

As we have learned – hourly – throughout the past 73 days, the petulance of the left is without borders. The wannabe Los Angeles Times, failing for years, wrote large to even its most dense readers this morning why it entertains an immutable death wish. With Mr. Trump’s stunning ascendancy to the presidency scant hours away, the silly Times insulted … Read More

A Date with Alzheimer’s

Mike HennesseyOP-EDLeave a Comment

Mike Hennessey
Mike Hennessey

Dateline Dayton – My wife Pauline, who has Early Stage Alzheimer’s, gave up the keys to her car last week without any comment. She hasn’t driven in quite some time, so I don’t think it was a big deal. My real concern is: I am not sure if she realizes she has given up driving. Going Shopping No wonder retail … Read More

Except for Walls of Scandals, Defeats, Obama Was Perfect

Ari L. NoonanBreaking News, OP-EDLeave a Comment

If I told you, dear reader, that this was Wednesday morning, you swiftly would correct me. In the 10 weeks since the Right trumped the bullyboys on Election Day, Democrats have been announcing that today is the day before. Busy Americans absentmindedly nod uh-huh. The globe keeps spinning. Who notices? Business proceeds as usual. Liberals count on widespread American inattentiveness … Read More