When the Final Score Was 73-0

Ari L. NoonanBreaking News, OP-EDLeave a Comment

Photo: Jose Carlos Fajardo/Bay Area News Group

Even if President Trump had nominated G-d to the Supreme Court last evening, it would not have changed anything. Here are 73 reasons that blustery, often choreographed  left-wingers will continue to prance and preen on America’s darkest streets and alleys until, hopefully, they drop fro exhaustion: The New York Times, America’s most offensive, corrupt publication, especially since Nov. 8, carried … Read More

Time to Move the Bed

Mike HennesseyOP-EDLeave a Comment

Mike Hennessey
Mike Hennessey

Dateline Dayton — New carpeting was installed in our bedroom 10 days ago. I didn’t realize how much stuff we had in our bedroom, until I had to move it. With help from our son Chris, everything was out on Wednesday night, with the exception of the bed and the actual dressers. On Thursday morning I took the bed apart … Read More

Fresh Take on Mielke’s Anti-Drug Stance

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During summer vacation, Mr. Mielke teaches water safety on the East Coast

Friends,  I recently had the opportunity to be a guest on the Peter Breggin Hour, and a number of you have encouraged me to share the link throughout the School District. Here it is. Peter Breggin is a Harvard-trained psychiatrist who has led a reform movement that questions the safety and effectiveness of using drugs, instead of psychotherapy, to address … Read More

A Shabbos Not Likely to be Equaled

Ari L. NoonanBreaking News, OP-EDLeave a Comment

Rabbi Yonason Abrams and Ari L. Noonan

Dateline Temecula — In the midst of the happiest stretch of my life last week, an old friend telephoned. “Nearly a year has gone by,” said Rabbi Yonason Abrams. “Come to Temecula for Shabbos,” and that was the linchpin for one of my most memorable adventures in the last 40 years. For any remotely serious Jew, prospects were irresistible for … Read More

What if Trumpcare Works?

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Thomas D. Elias
Mr. Elias

One problem in having a President who operates without much regard for facts, truth or consistency – one whose staff has devised the concept of “alternative facts” – is that when he says or promises something, no one can know whether he means it. So it was with President Trump’s mid-January promise of “health insurance for everybody,” including better coverage, … Read More

Breathing Room, Boys – Give Him a Chance

Robert EbsenBreaking News, OP-ED1 Comment

Robert Ebsen
Robert Ebsen

I can’t tell you how difficult it is for me to watch the major news networks and some cable news shows. A little bell goes off in my brain at every nuanced sly remark and facial wince or grimace, and at every criticism of our new president. On the other side of the coin, how happy I am now to … Read More

Not My President

Alexandra VaillancourtBreaking News, OP-ED1 Comment

Women's March in Boston

Dateline Boston — A friend gave me a journal. On the cover it says, “Keep Calm and Write On.” That sounds like good advice to me. Donald Trump is the President of the United States. Did I just write that? Hard to believe. Impossible, almost. I’m really upset that this man got elected. When I get angry, really angry, I … Read More

Barack and Johnny’s Sneaky Closing Act

Ari L. NoonanBreaking News, OP-ED2 Comments

Mr. Obama

Those prolonged sirens you have been hearing this week were rushing to President Trump to check his accelerated heartbeat because of his blazing workpace. Toiling tirelessly, as promised, Mr. Trump has performed more work in three days than His Predecessor did in his final months. His Predecessor, gifted with an invisible work ethic, preferred slipperiness to labor. You are not … Read More

January, March…What Happened to February?

Ari L. NoonanBreaking News, OP-ED1 Comment

Madonna. Photo: AP

After 2½ million Jenny Craig dropouts answered the question, “how do single gals leading empty lives kill a Saturday afternoon?” an estimated two ladies agreed that last Saturday’s “Girls Against Something/Anything, Aren’t We?” march was useful. “I lost 4 pounds,” boasted a bulgy middle-ager who said her dad fought (at) the Battle of the Bulge. “Me, too,” nodded her chubby … Read More

Jews Who Hide Their Jewishness

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"Man with Blinders" by Steven Kenny. http://www.stevenkenny.com/

Obsequious Jews are easily recognizable – by ear and by sight. They troll and stroll the streets in outsized blinders. Trying not to look Jewish, their No. 1 goal every morning is to seamlessly blend into the Gentile population. At the Jewish Journal, a weekly publication for Jews uncomfortable with Judaism and Jewish life, the editor practices being obsequious as … Read More