From County Supervisor Mark Ridley-Thomas on down in Los Angeles, every black in every state who votes Democrat tomorrow, or has in the last month, should make one stop on the way home from the polls. He should visit his church. Enter a pew. Sit or kneel for 15 minutes. The entirety of his message should be a sincere, aching-heart apology to all of his murdered slave ancestors for shamelessly betraying them.
Ridley-Thomas Plans to Spring Surprise on You, Me and City Hall
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Do not tell even your spouse what you are about to read.
You May Not Believe the No. 1 Threat to Our Security
You probably read about it in your favorite newspaper this morning:
Are You Really Swish Obama?
Despite the ugliest intimidation efforts of Atty. Gen. Redneck Holder and his gang of race-baiting cowboys throughout the Obama administration, 20 states, a modest 40 percent, require voters to display government-issued photo IDs.
Let’s Go Dyslexic – LaRose to LAUSD, Deasy to Culver City
How ironic. While Dylan Farris, the outgoing principal of Culver City High School, was lavishly praising his superintendent, Dave LaRose, on his way out the door this week, LAUSD, in typically semi-sane contrast, was debating whether to dropkick, dismember or waterboard their ousted superintendent, Johnny Deasy. Virtually every member of the School Board loves Mr. Deasy just as much as …
This Will Be Strike Three for Retread Ray at LAUSD
The shovel-shlepping LAUSD School Board, also known as the Ex-Catty Wives Club, clambered into a 1948 hearse yesterday morning. They ordered the driver to take them to a certain gravesite over at Forest Lawn. Imagine their non-embarrassment when one of their number brightly remembered that no, Retread Ramon Cortines had not died. He just had not spoken in awhile. How alive and alert he is is not likely to be determined before next Ramadan. Last seen publicly, the 82-year-old was, of all things, involved in a …
29 and Beautiful. Oh, No!
The saddest, most perplexing story in the morning newspapers was the latest bulletin from the horrendously disappointing Brittany Maynard. Gorgeous. Twenty-nine years old. Cover girl for People magazine. Still a bride after two years. Unlike 331 million other Americans, Ms. Maynard has widely announced that she will die two weeks from Saturday.
After ‘Income Inequality,’ We Will Welcome ‘Lifetime Equality’
Yesterday, our leftist friends gave us “marriage equality.” Today they have gifted us with an “income inequality” argument. Tomorrow I am looking forward to “lifetime equality.” Our always-grounded liberal friends will pass a law guaranteeing a minimum of 105 years of life – for everyone who agrees with them politically. Conservatives, I presume, will be limited to 25 years.
Bad News for Schools: Hurrah for Bullying, Holler Boys and Girls
Attn., School Guys: I wish to shock you. For the next few minutes, I will demonstrate that you have been embarrassingly wrong for the last five years in foolishly attempting to outlaw bullying on campuses.
Diet Koch? No, the Koch Diet: Hot Coals for Hungry Leftist Mouths
Members of the Culver City Democratic Club are scheduled to raise their loudest cheers in months at Wednesday’s meeting when Culver City-based Brave New Films unveils a stinging updated demonization of the Koch brothers. For several reasons, the club’s assured reaction is regrettable. Charles and David are more charitable than almost any individual Americans, hidden more strenuously than the identity of the killer of the Lindbergh baby. They are brilliantly operating, generous, well-liked employers.