Why a Brother Was Too Shy to Ask His Sister a Sensitive Question

Ari L. NoonanEditor's Essays

For Pop, this morning marked the four-month anniversary of moving into the nursing home where he never wanted to live anyway. Happily, we enjoyed a lusty laugh for one of the few times since last summer.

Knowing my father’s penchant for passivity, especially at diplomatic junctures, I ventured an inquiry.

Another Starring Role for the Vice Mayor

Ari L. NoonanEditor's Essays

Sadly, the Gary Silbiger Medicine Man Carnival Sideshow is scheduled to resume at Monday night’s City Council meeting.

With the bitter neighborly dispute over whether or what kind of building should be put up at 4043 Irving Pl. headlining the agenda, the Vice Mayor will claim his place in the sunshine for a few hours.

Culver City Mosque, Terrorists and the Unholy Holy Land Foundation

Ari L. NoonanEditor's Essays

While the dingy Indian mommy out in Claremont gains calculated media attention for bragging that her ancestors taught us how to scalp tickets, let us talk this afternoon about the psychotically secretive Muslim gentlemen who skulk down Washington Boulevard to pray and conduct other fascinating business inside of the mysterious King Fahad Mosque.

Of A. Lincoln and G. Silbiger

Ari L. NoonanEditor's Essays


The Gettysburg Address,

Nov. 19, 1863


Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that “all men are created equal.”