Look for the Left to Sabotage Beck’s Rally

Ari L. NoonanEditor's Essays

It is driving the bereft left batty that Glenn Beck is staging a Restoring Honor rally on Saturday in the shadow of the White House, at the Lincoln Memorial, by golly gee whillikers on the same grass, on the same date that Dr. King gave his I Have a Dream speech.

Boys, You Have Been Had

Ari L. NoonanEditor's Essays

My dear friends on the left have been so busy during the daylight hours chasing Sarah and Newt and Dick and Glenn back and forth across a high wire that they have failed to notice Swish Obama’s most under-rated talent:

Meet West L.A. College’s Answer to Dec. 7

Ari L. NoonanEditor's Essays

With not one drop of hyperbole, I suggest that the redoubtable Betsy Regalado hereafter be known as Ms. Dec. 7. Just as the anniversary of the Pearl Harbor bombing is known as a Day That Will Live in Infamy, so will the imaginative decision that made this mysterious woman the Acting President of West Los Angeles College for a few weeks this summer.

Sandy Banks Makes Another Bum Guess

Ari L. NoonanEditor's Essays

If you can envision two aging, exceedingly unattractive, grossly overweight tattooed ladies, with butch haircuts, greasing their entire skin-flapping bodies and then engaging in a winner-takes-all two-day sumo wrestling match, you understand what it is like to read another puerile essay in the Los Angeles Times by Shallow Sandy (I Used to Hold up) Banks.