How Can You Seriously Call This a War Zone?

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Dateline Jerusalem — What country was ranked the seventh happiest in the world?  (Not the U.S. or Britain.) What country was ranked third best to raise a family? (The U.S. was 32nd.) What country could claim only 10 percent of its citizens were crime victims last year? (An estimated 14-19 percent of U.S. citizens were victims.) What country had half … Read More

Diversity – How Important Can It Be?

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Ms. Sahli-Wells

The raging fire social concept of diversity has no more ardent champion than City Councilperson Meghan Sahli-Wells. As far as is known, her diversity desires recognize no borders. Now, however, Ms. Sahli-Wells wonders, what good is a diverse community without diversity? Granted that Culver City High School may offer the fourth most diverse campus in America. Impressive for a community … Read More

Consolidated Culver City Elections May Be Inevitable

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As the City Council’s newest subcommittee, Jim Clarke and Meghan Sahli-Wells next week will begin formulating  language for a Charter amendment regarding consolidation of local-state-national elections. Goal: To spike widely pathetic voter participation, especially in hometown elections. No cheerleader for the unification being hustled by attention-chasing Atty. Gen. Xavier Becerra in a naked bid for higher office, Mr. Clarke believes … Read More

Breathing the Rare Air of Common Sense

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Mr. Weissman, second from right, with Councilman Thomas Small, City Atty. Carol Schwab, second from left, and attorney Lisa Vidra

Which is more important to Culver City:   Turning out uncommonly large numbers of voters or Drawing informed voters?   You decide.   It is 99 percent you won’t get both in the same election.   Culver City and every other California community is about to be forced to roll all elections into the same day so that Atty. Gen. … Read More

Dixie. Dixie. Dixie. Boo. Boo. Boo. Really?

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With Obama out of the White House, here is indisputable evidence G-d has provided a fresh batch of angry, insecure, racist, lightweight leftists to alternately horrify and amuse normal Americans.   During a solo concert performance Wednesday evening in Evanston, pianist Jacqueline Schwab invited her audience to have “a contemplative moment with ‘Dixie.’ ” That’s a tough one. “Dixie” is … Read More

A Secret About My Ancestor 34,000 Years Ago…

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23andMe is the name of Ancestry’s individualized DNA program. For $200, and a sample of my saliva, Ancestry sent me a link to a website showing my ancestral lineage, and my genetic health findings.   Ancestry Findings My ancestral lineage is 99.5 percent Ashkenazi Jewish.  I always wondered if the reason my aunt was of dark complexion was a Sephardic … Read More

Kaepernick Rings Jarring’s Bell

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Mr. Bell

As a lifelong pigeon for fairy tales, both as a listener and spinner, Jarring Jarrett Bell, by no coincidence, has been running up mileage as a spinner.   As a recently converted race-centrist black man, Jarring tells race-based stories, fatuous and otherwise, to readers of the far left USA Today.   Sports and the rest of America are racist, Jarring … Read More

How to Guarantee Every Voice Is Heard

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Mr. Small

At the last two City Council meetings, the only memorable display of unity came when members were using as a cudgel the 19 percent turnout at the last four Council elections.   Sometimes they overlooked 19 percent as fungible.   A two-way street, 19 percent could be applied both to prove and to denigrate an emotional point.   Sixty-five percent … Read More

Deserter Bergdahl Thought No One Would Notice

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President Obama, with Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl’s parents

Hussein Obama’s unimaginably poor judgment is on brilliant display today for the at least the 51st time since he mercifully left office.   Leftists who worshiped Obama and voted for him because he was 50 percent black took another kick in the gut yesterday.   Obama’s golden boy, the traitor Bowe-Bowe (I Hate America) Bergdahl, pleaded guilty to deserting his … Read More

Gimme Rewrite, Barks Old time Newspaperman

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For leftists who do have families, they should hope their breadwinners don’t ever compete in the Kentucky Derby. At choosing, they ain’t very good, morally speaking, a concept that baffles left-wingers. Leftists recently have brightly polished their knack for hopping aboard knock-kneed nags incapable of winning a one-horse race. Owing to lifesaving boosts from their partners in the mainstream media, … Read More