This Is Rich – the Dem Case Against DeVos

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President Trump and Mrs. Betsey DeVos. AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster

Boorish, well-rested libbies, poodles for Obama, have been going berserk several times a day since Mr. Trump was elected to restore America. It is nearly impossible, though, to tell when libbies are staging schoolboy protests to shed weight and when they are serious. The obscene, slyly deceptive meanness of assaults they have unleashed on splendidly qualified Betsy DeVos demonstrates how … Read More

Rose’s Wall of Belief That Never Has Wavered

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Steve Rose
Mr. Rose

First in a series.  Observing the closely organized anti-President Trump protests that have monopolized the news for three months, former Mayor Steve Rose was reminded that his core beliefs are in direct opposition to those of the marchers. “I would like to talk about the thought processes of a business conservative,” said the only conservative to hold elective office at … Read More

2 Defecting Senators Mum About Real Reason

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Sen. Collins (L) and Sen. Murkowski (R). Photo: National Journal

Their pretended pious words about the flawlessness of a public school system that turns out record numbers of failed students every year was a cheap smokescreen. The two Republican senators who this week assailed Betsy DeVos, the much maligned Secretary of Education nominee, sped up as they drove fast past the true reason. The ladies hoped no one would notice. … Read More

Does Culver City Fit Profile of a Sanctuary City?

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The question for Mayor Jim Clarke was: Since the trappings appear to be in place – from the Police Dept. to the School District — is Culver City a sanctuary city? “There really isn’t a definition of a sanctuary city,” said the mayor. “I would refer you to a letter from the police chief to the community (“Bixby on Immigration”) … Read More

You Think President Trump Is a Bad Guy

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Bashar al-Assad. Photo: Louai Beshara/AFP/Getty Images

My heart thumped for President Trump when I opened my 12th most favorite newspaper yesterday to page A-3. The giant headline in the Los Angeles Times, quoting temporarily delayed refugees from war-stained Syria, screamed to liberal subscribers: “Feeling like ‘the worst scum.’” Since scum is the penultimate level in life, I whispered a prayer for the Syrians. A pity they … Read More

Did He Drop a Gum Wrapper on the Sidewalk?

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Neil Gorsuch

Minutes after President Trump announced his first Supreme Court nominee last evening, Larry Elder made a prediction on his popular radio show: “How much do you want to bet Democrats come up with a racism charge against him?” Skinny-skinned libby bigots are in high dudgeon. This is Tuesday, isn’t it? By even liberal yardsticks, 49-year-old Judge Neil Gorsuch brings an … Read More

When the Final Score Was 73-0

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Even if President Trump had nominated G-d to the Supreme Court last evening, it would not have changed anything. Here are 73 reasons that blustery, often choreographed  left-wingers will continue to prance and preen on America’s darkest streets and alleys until, hopefully, they drop fro exhaustion: The New York Times, America’s most offensive, corrupt publication, especially since Nov. 8, carried … Read More

How Helpful Were Our Recent Rains?

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Mr. Herbertson, with a self-explanatory sign

Despite the steady, muscular rains that sprayed Southern California throughout December and January, the legendary drought’s thirst has not been quenched. “The rains definitely have helped out situation,” said Public Works Director Charles Herbertson. “Technically, though, we still are in a drought in Southern California. The rains have helped Northern California a lot. “In Southern California, we get our water … Read More

Cassese: How to Succeed by Really Trying

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John Cassese, The Dance Doctor, with long-time partner Janelle Wax

Fifth in a series.  Re: “Crossing Street Crossed a Line for Cassese” Growing up in a Catholic Italian family in New York midway through the 20th century was a test for the Dance Doctor, John Cassese. How he survived tests that broke others is a mystifying, inspiring testimony to his unbendable determination to become a singer and dancer. Partly. How … Read More

Depends on Whose Gore Is Being Oxed

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Ms. DeVos, with President Trump

It isn’t easy being a normal person in a country where libbies run the media, the public schools and Hollywood Saturday Night Live arrives early this week. A Senate committee is to vote this morning on the nomination of Republican Betsy DeVos as President Trump’s Secretary of Education. Reliably hysterical libbies are hystericaler than usual. They are not sure why. … Read More