What Will Council Do About Airbnb?

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Two former City Hall officials resume their periodic critiques of the City Council: “Except for Meghan Sahli-Wells, at least two of the remaining Council members are reacting at meetings instead of leading,” said the feminine half of the assessment team. “I don’t know if I would even want to be up there.” She mentioned the running debate over Airbnb in … Read More

Only Bad Black Lives Matter?

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Officer Familia’s surviving children

The most astute Americans agree that racism largely has been obliterated. The Only Black Loves Matter movement is an example of uncomplicated leftists clinging to a relic. Being unemployable, Only members howled when societal menaces such as Philando Castile and Mike Brown properly were punished for refusing to obey police orders. Ignoring the criminal element of Castile and Brown, Only … Read More

Weepy, Weasly Zev Comes Unarmed to Jew-Muslim Debate

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Mr. Yaroslavsky

In the same week this headline appeared “My Partner Came Out as a Man—And I Struggled With Losing My Lesbian Identity,” Zev Yaroslavsky came out of the closet as a faux historian. Who knew? The (thankfully) retired County Supervisor still is barking and healing his wounds from losing a chance to become mayor. In the ‘80s. Like a good little … Read More

Limbaugh Figuring Out Culver/Oil Field Puzzle

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Dr. Limbaugh

First of two parts   The first-year president of West Los Angeles College was forthright about why he joined the large turnout for last week’s City Council meeting about upcoming overhauled rules for the Inglewood Oil Field. “The oil field is against probably half of my border,” said Dr. James Limbaugh. “I have looked at the pump jacks, and I … Read More

Gunning to Control People

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Given that Mike Hiltzik seriously believes global warming is going to cleanse the planet of homo sapiens, no one can be surprised that the intemperate kvetch editor of the Los Angeles Times is an ardent advocate of “gun violence research.” Early returns from objective researchers show that people – not guns — kill. The clatter is One-Note Hiltzik booing from … Read More

Sherman Tanks Again

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Mr. Sherman

Shards of sanity may be making a comeback among the loosely strung together minds of shaky-ankled leftists. When the red-eyed Los Angeles Times declined yesterday to report Congressman Brad Sherman’s drunken sally into a netherworld, normal people read this as an encouraging sign. The day after Bozo Sherman filed articles of impeachment against President Trump, he eluded every paddy wagon … Read More

Activists Send Message to City Council

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Perhaps the unemployed professional protestors who have been stalking President Trump could learn how to upgrade their effectiveness by studying and even emulating Culver City activist Tom Camarella. Boisterous, direct and decidedly unbashful, Mr. Camarella’s most effective weapon probably is his mind. He is smart. Decades ago he learned that The Opposition never wins by shaking its knuckles but by … Read More

Free City Hall Parking Screeches to a Stop

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Within days, a new structure for paid parking will be introduced, first at City Hall and later at the three city-owned Downtown parking structures. Historically, parking beneath City Hall has been free for as long as a driver wants to stay, days, or perhaps years. Parking will remain free for people conducting business at City Hall, regardless of the length … Read More

Look at the Cheapest Tippers in America

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Like Andy Cooper, the co-madam of the journalistic whorehouse that is CNN, USA Today is a reliably dishonest outlet. Like CNN, they do not report news that happens. They specialize in news the way they believe it should have happened, given their propensity for proudly smearing all that is non-left. They remind me of a left-wing pianist. He only will … Read More

Cooper Cooper, Lemon Lemon Repeat Themselves

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Mr. Cooper

The nightly trivialization of the news by the Boys of Winter, Donny Lemon and Andy Cooper of CNN, would have ended their careers in the 20th century but, unfortunately, not in the 21st. They drill into the Trump presidency with the enthusiasm of a barber shaving the unvarnished pate of a bald man every day for two hours. Their patent … Read More