A Burned-out Politician Sets a Race Fire

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Standing on a lonely corner

Starved for adulation, one of Culver City’s angriest and least serious leftist politicians, not known for his original thinking, posted himself on a social media street corner the other morning. He was celebrating his recent election as president of the leftists’ New Shoestring Tiers Club. Emulating a latter-day Howdy Doody (there is a resemblance), the failed office-seeker asked passersby to … Read More

Sahli-Wells Gains Her Long-Awaited Voting Wish

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Ms. Sahli-Wells

City Councilperson Meghan Sahli-Wells is about to be granted one of her oldest and fondest wishes: Consolidation of City Council elections – long an April staple — with state and national elections in November. Reason: To possibly improve pale voter turnout in Culver City. The Sahli-Wells’ amen corner called the decision to consolidate elections “a no-brainer.” Their strongest evidence: Voter … Read More

What About a Cannabis Business Tax?

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Mr. Eriksson

The City Council will shine a flashlight on a proposed tax for new-fangled cannabis businesses at this evening’s 7 o’clock meeting in Council Chambers. The slightly divided Council members will vote on whether to send this scheme to voters. “Yes” is the presumed outcome. “Absolutely” there should be a tax, says Councilman Goran Eriksson. The only voter against permitting retail … Read More

One Year Before Dispensaries, Nachbar Estimates

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Not so fast, boys. You never would know it by the way the City Council is breaking the speed limit roaring down the freeway. City Manager John Nachbar, whose back may be parallel with a wall when the legal Marijuana Era begins in a few weeks, estimates it will be close to a year before the first cannabis dispensaries open … Read More

Behind Clarke’s Decision to Switch

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Reading the iced tea leaves at last week’s City Council meeting to decide whether cannabis retail stores are appropriate for Culver City, Jim Clarke jumped the fence and changed sides. Opposed, Mr. Clarke voted with the backers for the sake of unity – not because he changed his mind. The question was put to him: Is approving marijuana retail stores … Read More

Here Is a War Whoop for Mood, Uh, Indigo

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Gazing across Los Angeles, there may not be anything exceptional about awakening every morning this week with a drenched forehead. Perspiration reigns. And rains. Nervous time has arrived. The first Indigenous People’s Day is approaching faster than a leftist can convince a National Football League potted plant to perform on cue for the nice people. Further, the American League’s best … Read More

Memorable Rosh Hashana with the Rabbi and Family

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Rebbetzin and Rabbi Meyers at left, with two of their pliable semi-children. At right, Shira Barrett with her son Corey. In back, Beryl Meyers and Ari Noonan

Second of two parts   Re “Celebrating Shira and Rosh Hashana 1200 Miles Away” Arriving in Seattle for Rosh Hashana two weeks ago mere hours before the holiday, I only had time to cursively greet the family of five I would be living with. While my fiancé Shira was showing me around her old Seward Park neighborhood, we stopped at … Read More

Criminals Stick to Their Hideouts – in Sanctuary Cities

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In his nearby essay on a a different subject, my colleague Tom Elias (“No Place May Be Left for Donors to Hide”) employs a throwaway phrase en route to his destination. But the dynamite phrase – “non-criminal undocumented immigrants” — sets the table beautifully. People who break into our country – whether from a Muslim country or Mexico – are … Read More

Critics Have the Lungs but Lack Solutions

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Well…?

Leftists are as predictable as the calendar, just not as useful. Like robotic brats, leftists screamed, on schedule, after Las Vegas. Then they whispered, “No, we don’t know how to fix this.” No one was supposed to be listening. Wish granted. Leftists are like a stopped clock – right for 2 minutes out of every 24 hours. In the tradition … Read More

Chatty Cathy Falls Back into Name-calling

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Ms. Decker

Sorehead “journalist” Chatty Cathy Decker is working diligently to further damage the smeared reputation of print media before the Los Angeles Times forces her into a can’t-wait retirement. Whether age or other reasons are to blame, she never has recovered – or even tried – from President Trump’s victory 11 months ago. A wildly emotional lady giddily drunk over her … Read More