Are You Really Swish Obama?

Ari L. NoonanEditor's Essays

[img]1|left|Ari Noonan||no_popup[/img]Despite the ugliest intimidation efforts of Atty. Gen. Redneck Holder and his gang of race-baiting cowboys throughout the Obama administration, 20 states, a modest 40 percent, require voters to display government-issued photo IDs.

Resounding cheers for the brave.

As recently as yesterday, President Obama, the ringleader, had to show his photo ID when he voted in his home state of Illinois. Not that you have read that anywhere in the dominant left-wing media. It would be embarrassing to the left to have it known. Would spoil their lying assertion.

Since the dishonest 2012 elections, Obama-ordained thugs have reproven one of civilization’s most reliable bromides – the more outrageous the lie, the easier it will be to sell the You Are Victims theme to the unsophisticated.

All Hail Victims

An Obama bench appointee in Texas, one Nelva Gonzales Ramos, mimicked her betters on Oct. 9 when she straight-faced that photo ID laws “disproportionately” – a term favored by liberal racists – would prevent “poor and minorities” from voting.

Praytell how, Ms. Nelva?

Seven kinds of photos are acceptable, Ms. Nelva. They are free.

It is true that obtaining a photo would force them to vacate their couches for a reason other than collecting welfare checks.

According to the Justice Dept., 600,000 Texas voters, mostly blacks and Hispanics, currently lack any eligible ID to vote.

Now, friends, you understand how Democrats win elections all about the country.

If the 600,000 is remotely accurate, these deadbeats should be gagged, bound and trundled onto the next one-way rocket to the moon. Ms. Nelva’s ruling laughably says the law “creates an unconstitutional burden on the right to vote, has an impermissible discriminatory effect against Hispanics and African-Americans, and was imposed with an unconstitutional discriminatory purpose.” Even more preposterously, Ms. Nelva charged that the law “constitutes an unconstitutional poll tax.” She should audition for Saturday Night Live – or the next Democrat convention.

Happily, the angry woman’s kangaroo ruling was overturned last Saturday by the Supreme Court.

The dirtiest campaign undertaken by a White House in the last 150 years – loudly, obscenely and dishonestly stamping photo ID laws as racist – won numerous offices for the Democrats two years ago. In 13 days, their scary tactics again will carry the mean left-wing liars to as many victories.

Government intimidation, the most effective tool of its kind in our country, has been employed expertly every day the Obama administration has been in power. It has been Mr. Obama’s M.O. since his first gutter-level election victory. Your streak lives, Swishy.