Left-wing racists are enjoying, arguably, their finest week since their philosophical ancestors formed the Klan a century and a half ago.

As committed racists, they do not need a reason for outlawing Columbus Day observances, ugh, by white and non-white people all across our country.

Columbus Day, you will forgive the pun, now is history in 16 states.

Like a pack of Stephen Paddocks on greasy skateboards, leftist racists have bobbed up in recent days like rabid insects convening in floorboards, inveighing against the immorality of Columbus Day.

Citing, coincidentally, the Second Amendment of the Leftist Constitution, leftist racists are not required to give a reason for killing people, institutions or ideas.

Tighten your belts, dear readers.

Leftist racists next may want to outlaw trousers.

Their instant new heroes, savage – but unlettered — Indians of centuries ago, favored, uh, loin cloths.

Pork tender-loin may become the new obligatory left-wing entrée.

Limp-necked leftists probably will stand guard at your table to insure that you only use lefthanded silverware.

If you think that is extreme, how about knocking out the institution of Columbus Day on the grounds of…Mr. Columbus consistently driving his motor scooter beyond the speed limit?

Or beating up transgender Indians – both of them?

But his most grievous sin was conniving with two unsuspecting adults to be born white.

Leftists – mostly single and congenitally unhappy — eminently have ruled that the vanilla color of Mr. Columbus’s skin is sufficient cause for skewering him and his fast-deflating holiday.

There are no non-white racists, according to the most respected “thinkers” on the left.

Anti-white bias is legal and honorable since the left grips the mainstream media by the neck. Cough, cough.