Clinging desperately to the left’s primary mantra – if you can’t be right at least be eye-catching – extreme leftist Robbie (I Believe in Changing History) Abcarian of the Los Angeles Times celebrated the death of Columbus Day last week with an essay comprised of her preferred diet, stale mental gruel.

Instead of searching for a valid reason for flushing away the day honoring the non-woman who discovered America, anti-man Robbie did what needy leftists typically do: She donned a monkey suit and began lurching about, making fun of people who disagree with her.

After all, Mr. Columbus was a man, so he deserves any punishment the dupes and dopes on the Los Angeles City Council can mete out.

More to her point, in the pre-transgender days of the 15^th century, Mr. Columbus was not a woman. Had he been, Robbie the salted and roasted rapscallion, would not have been forced to denigrate this non-woman and welcome Indigenous Peoples Day.

After months of writing smirking defenses of the left’s looniest takes on contemporary life, Robbie blew one more chance to be serious.

Favoring frilly frivolity, she reached for her favorite spittoon.  The woman who sometimes thinks of herself as Ms. Diversity, forced herself to belittle the immigrants – and, uh, Confederate heroes — she does not like, culturally or religiously.

As a bigot ahead of her time, being the only inhabitant in her time zone, Robbie revealed she has been observing Indigenous Peoples Day for years.

Do you take pity or just keep walking?