Dateline Sanctuary City – Paula Colorado must not have heard of Culver City. Actually, it would not have mattered that today she would be safer here than in any gun-slinging Mexican burg where she presently resides.

At 37, Paula is an illegal alien of sorts although, heaven forfend, the reliably slanted Los Angeles Times never would call an illegal alien by her correct label.

With/out her consent, Paula was brought to the land of the Legally Here Free at the age of 12.

Now get this – in the first year of the Hussein Obama presidency, Paula, fearing capture by ICE, fled to Mexico. A woman of heft, she had tired of leaping toward the ceiling every time she sniffed the immigration police.

Under the headline “Plagued by fear, she fled south,” the ignorant, mean-spirited girl reporter, Alene Tchekmedyian, sheds 41 gallons of tears relating Illegal Paula’s perpetual flight from cops. Surely they are undercover Republicans.

You know, dear reader, who is at fault.

The angry Times reporter blames President Trump.

Being a leftist, Angry Alene argues that even though in 2009 he was Private Businessman Trump and Obama was behind the policies, everybody knew what Mr. Trump would do eight years later when he took office.

Angry Alene is a lefty who brings airtight reasoning to balmy theorizing.

Not only are President Trump, Atty. Gen. Jeff Sessions and Kris Kobach, the Kansas Secretary of State, blamed by Angry Arlene for Illegal Paula’s mess, so is Mitt Romney.

When Angry Alene is reminded Mr. Romney never became president, never engineered policy, don’t bug me with details, she says. Since Mr. Romney argued during his campaign that illegal aliens should self-deport, that makes him culpable, too, in the Illegal Paula tale.

Obama was blameless, the reporter said, because he was a black Democrat.