The presumption is the Los Angeles Times, which would have prospered in Hitler’s Germany, dipped into the smelliest corner of a garbage can and plucked Jew-hating Laura King from beneath a rotted, discarded banana to cover the Middle East.
She despises Jews and adores Muslim/Arab terrorists, the Times’ succeed job description for boys and girls assigned to the Middle East.
Loopy Laura’s specialty is giving unlucky Times’ readers the most slanted reporting available this side of fellow hate-mongers, Markie Barabak and Robin Abcarian.
Loopy Laura is unbeaten for life at liars’ poker, a moral midget, two-tiered stature that the Times worships.
Loopy Laura, who probably never stooped to sleeping with Lamar Odom, polished her girly brass knuckles last evening before sitting down to craft a fresh screed against Israel.
In a clear-cut, quietly coordinated wave of Palestinian terrorism, clusters of weapon-rich Palestinian punks have been roaming Israel like deadly insects for the past month, seemingly abstractly killing off Jews.
Whether or not she is on a Palestinian payroll, Loopy Laura dutifully parrots Palestinian accusations as if she were reading from a Howard Zinn history book.
Because Israel has retaliated, as an assaulted normal person would, predictable President Nothing in the White House said that Israel and the Palestinian terrorists are equally responsible for igniting the budding third intifada.
Loopy Laura’s report from Jerusalem in this morning’s edition could have been scripted and edited by any of her terrorist pals. By innuendo, omission and inference, the Loopy Laura piece was an insult to the Jews who have been slaughtered by the trashy Palestinian terrorists and to living Jews.
Loopy Laura’s lies started early. In her second sentence, she odiously refers to “traditionally Arab East Jerusalem,” a favorite Palestinian lie, the factual equivalent of “traditionally black downtown Culver City.”
Like Pavlov’s puppy, Loopy Laura also does monkeyshines. She writes – hold the tears — of “international concern” for Palestinian deaths and Israel’s retaliations. “International concern” is code, a favorite phrase of Muslim terrorists and their gimpy-eyed sympathizers.
Loopy Laura writes that Jews were equally at fault for last year’s onesided war in the filth-laden territory of Gaza last year, started and propelled by Palestinians based in Palestinian schools, residences and mosques.
With the skill of a sick surgeon, Loopy Laura daintily prances around blaming Palestinians for stealthily wiping out the most vulnerable Jews employing hideous tactics the last several weeks.
Two-thirds of the way through her latest pack of untruths, Loopy Laura, relaying a message from the Israeli government, uses the term “terrorism” for the first time, placing it in quotes to denote she does not believe it is valid.
In closing, Loopy Laura reliably quotes nut cases from “Human” Rights Watch protesting Israel’s response to the terrorists.